The Benefits of a Royal Flush


Queen  Elizabeth

Dolly  Parton

die on the same day and they both go

before  an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to  Heaven.

Unfortunately,  there’s only one space left that day,
so the  Angel must decide which of  them
gets  in.

The  Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular

reason  why she should  go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and  says, ‘Look  at these, they’re  the most perfect  breasts God  ever created,
and I’m sure it will please  God to
be  able to see them every  day, for  eternity.’

The  Angel thanks Dolly, and  asks Her  Majesty the same  question. The Queen  takes a bottle of

Perrier out  of her purse, drinks it  down.

Then,  wees into a toilet and pulls the  lever.

The  Angel says,  ‘OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’
Dolly is  outraged and asks,
‘What  was that all about?
I show you  two
of  God’s own perfect  creations and  you turn  me down. She  wees into a toilet  and she gets in!

Would you explain that to  me?’

‘Sorry,  Dolly,’ says the  Angel, ‘but  even in Heaven,

A  Royal Flush

Beats  a Pair –

No  Matter How Big They Are.


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